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The Art of Looking Like You Woke Up This Way Costs $847 and Takes Until Noon

Mumbai-born, Brooklyn-based project manager Divya Menon spent three hours and fifty-eight minutes this Tuesday constructing a face designed to communicate that she spent zero minutes on her face. The beauty industry calls this 'effortless.' Her manager calls it a 'recurring attendance issue.' We call it investigative journalism.

Mar 12, 2026