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Behind Door Number Twenty-Four: The Miniature Moisturiser Madness That Conquered December

Every October, Britain collectively agrees to pay premium prices for advent calendars filled with travel-sized products they'll never finish. We investigate the psychology behind this festive financial folly.

Apr 20, 2026

The Great Serotonin Shopping Scam: How Britain Convinced Itself That Neon Jackets Are Medicine

Dopamine dressing has transformed every questionable impulse purchase into a medically-endorsed act of self-care. We investigate how a vague psychological concept became retail therapy's greatest marketing coup, and why your GP is tired of prescribing shopping trips.

Apr 15, 2026

The Art of Looking Like You Woke Up This Way Costs $847 and Takes Until Noon

Mumbai-born, Brooklyn-based project manager Divya Menon spent three hours and fifty-eight minutes this Tuesday constructing a face designed to communicate that she spent zero minutes on her face. The beauty industry calls this 'effortless.' Her manager calls it a 'recurring attendance issue.' We call it investigative journalism.

Mar 12, 2026