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The Art of Looking Like You Woke Up This Way Costs $847 and Takes Until Noon

Mumbai-born, Brooklyn-based project manager Divya Menon spent three hours and fifty-eight minutes this Tuesday constructing a face designed to communicate that she spent zero minutes on her face. The beauty industry calls this 'effortless.' Her manager calls it a 'recurring attendance issue.' We call it investigative journalism.

Mar 12, 2026

Style & Culture

Why Fashion Lovers Are Secretly Obsessed With a Tech News Site (And You Should Be Too)

Move over Pinterest boards and Instagram rabbit holes — there's a new tab open on every stylish person's browser, and it's not what you'd expect. We investigated why the fashion crowd is quietly obsessed with a curated internet news platform, and honestly, the results were more chic than we anticipated.

Mar 12, 2026